blog 26

Ok, maybe it’s just me, but Scooby Snacks seem a lot like a parallel to drugs...Scooby Doo doesn’t want to do certain things (especially life endangering things) almost every episode. Then those damned kids peer pressure him, and when he still refuses, they tempt him with Scooby Snacks. “Scooby, will you go look for a monster in that dark and dangerous tunnel?” says stupid hippy kid #1. “ROW RAY!” replies Scooby. “Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?” says stupid hippy kid #2. “UH HUH UH HUH!” replies Scooby. It makes me think of our current heroin and crack problem. “Will you shoot this kid for me?” or “Will you have sex with me?”….The reply is no. Then the proposition, “Will you do it for this heroin? Or maybe this crack?” And then you get, “I SURE WILL!” I mean the cartoon is based in the hippy era, is anyone else seeing the relevance? I don’t know, maybe I’m just weird, but it made me laugh. Scooby is a heroin addict puppy who is used by snoopy dirty hippies (awwwwww L). I just ruined that cartoon. Sorry. So now I’ve changed the channel to another mindless show, known as The Jersey Shore. I’m watching three orange women argue over an anonymous note about a cheating Guido. I’m confused; do they die and wither away if they accidentally get pale? What a tragedy to the world that would be. I was born in Pennsylvania and lived in New Jersey and also frequently visit there. It’s not at all like that and I don’t think these people (who are mostly from New York in the first place) are helping the Jersey status. Oh well that’s TV for you.